View All Versions Rarity, #: R, 99 Card Type: Legendary Creature — Human Assassin P / T: 4 / 4 Description: Menace When Massacre Girl enters the battlefield, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Let me start by saying, I love Massacre Girl so much. War of the Spark. To do this we rely on Massacre Girl 's board wiping ability and then either swing in with her for commander damage or use our backup plan of bringing in Bloodcrazed Paladin after the board wipe to give us large creature to deal those deathgdealing … (100 cards, 68 distinct) - Phyrexian Altar, Damnation, Nether Traitor, Doomsday, Dread, Bolas's Citadel, Animate Dead She's a lunatic contract killer who has eluded capture by threatening the lives of officials who attempt to investigate or detain her. No one knows much about Massacre Girl beyond her penchant for gratuitous violence, but she's been murdering her way around Ravnica for quite some time. Massacre Girl. Massacre Wurm and Massacre Girl are pretty awesome additions to this list. Creatures that enter the battlefield or become creatures later in the turn won’t get -1/-1 unless the delayed triggered ability triggers and resolves again later. The aim of this deck is to beat your opponents by clearing their board state and swinging in before they have a chance to recover. Menace When Massacre Girl enters the battlefield, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. You have to be careful with her as she could potentially trigger enough times to kill a sizable Grismold. Other than that, it’s up to you what removal you run. She's widely believed to be a powerful member of the Cult of Rakdos, a theory supported by her skill at stoking chaos and igniting riots. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets -1/-1 until end of turn She once killed one Azorius arrestor for coin and a second just for fun. The Wurm causes life loss that shouldn’t be ignored, and Massacre Girl can annihilate a decent size board. Problem is, I'm new to the whole mono-black scene and I want to make this deck as good as possible. Recently on my usual EDH playgroup, we had an interaction of which we couldn't tell the outcome for sure. I saw the card spoiled today and I knew I had to try to make a deck with her at the helm. Massacre Girl! Actually, Massacre Girl has a lot of potential beyond that, too – the fact that killing a herd of Saprolings (or similar creatures) gives you a number of additional triggers equal to the number of members of that herd means that there are situations, especially in multiplayer, where she’ll be taking down krakens and Eldrazi with relative ease. I already have ideas for what kill spells and other pieces of control I … I know I want to make it a mono black control deck based around having the board be kept clear with her ability. Massacre Girl’s enters-the-battlefield triggered ability and its delayed triggered ability each affect only creatures on the battlefield at the time that those abilities resolve. Massacre Girl is a strange, sinewy woman who looks somewhat like an ugly doll, starved to skeletal form, with a fake painted smile. I want to make a Massacre Girl deck when [WAR] cards come out on April 25. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets …